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← Search Engine Marketing to Grow by 33% in 2005
→ Google – The Coming Out of a Datascraper Spook

Welcome Ta Tha Fantomas Gangsta Products Palette!

(rt) Have a look at → this one! (And in case it’s been scrapped, here’s a → screenshot.)

Says WallStreet Journal’s → Vauhini Vara: “Gizoogle, which appeared this year, delivers search results in the slang of rap artist Snoop Dogg.” Hm, yes – no exaggeration there.

Gizoogle (motto: “Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit”) has certainly found its own, well, language.

Focused on our own fantomas Gangsta Products Palette, this is what Gizoogle comes up with (here’s → another screenshot to illustrate our point):

  • Our IP blocker → fantomas blockFrog™: “The ip blocka, snoop protector n pusha T-R-to-tha-izzap: block predefined IPs friznom pimpin’ yo web pages.”
  • Our → fantomTip Resources section: “Cover’n Search Engine Chillin’ Issues Ta Chillin’ … Our 411 gold mizzy: search engine position’n, IP delivizzle cloak’n technolizzle search engine gangsta IPs, FAQs, link popularizzle resources.“
  • Our → fantomas spiderSpy™ service: “Tha Definitive Crazy Ass Nigga IP Database … But how wizzy you git all those new or unknown spida names n IPs updated in … cloak’n technolizzles search engine gangsta IPs, FAQs, link popularizzle.”

Couldn’t have put it better. Maybe we should really recruit them to rewrite our marketing copy …

By the way: if you want to see your own site translated that way, simple enter the URL in the search box. Might amuse some of your clients, too.

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