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“Piss me off” Marketing, Next Round
Here’s a marketer who doesn’t want to even know your mail address let alone accept your money if you:
- don’t make at least $10k per month on the Internet
- happen to be a marketing guru (or a mere wannabe)
- have made over 3k posts on the Warrior Forum (unless your name is Allen Says)
- have ever sold a $7 book without a backend
- bought a product from Cody Moya
- ever “sent out a 35-page email apologizing like a castrated Lilly for promoting the Rich Jerk’s Playboy event - but you’re going anyway”
- happen to have “disrespected the Dark Lord by naming your product ‘black book’ or ‘X’,” […] “(unless you send me a royalty check and bow to his Darkness, then I’ll bitch slap your ass in front of everyone and we’ll call it even)”
- and more…
Quite a hilarious and very well crafted piece of Rich Jerk style marketing that’s bound to ruffle more than a few feathers and make for some exceedingly itchy fists in the Internet marketing industry.
So check it out here, and no: it’s not an affiliate link, just a friendly pointer to a real fun piece that’s quite instructive in many ways, no matter what it’s actually pimping. If we actually were into this kind of thing we’d probably rate it “Long Sales Letter of the Year”. 
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[Keywords: Internet marketing, Rich Jerk, sem, search engine marketing ]
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